madcap envy

    Michael wishes that he could be half as funny as this:

    Tabloids Scream:
    “Min at Work”
    “SEC probes Min probes daughter”
    “Erection Connection”
    “Shitzhu a real dog”
    ― Yahoo! Message Boards: WEBX, Msg 37761 by gloufam, 08/25/05 08:13 pm

    In the event, he can only dream of being half as funny as the Kipper Kids.