jokes of the moment

[larvatus]

Ray: Then I do know a Belgian joke. What’s Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse. And they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids! —Martin McDonagh, In Bruges

Roger Vangheluwe, Belgium’s longest serving bishop has stepped down after admitting to sexually abusing a young boy about 25 years ago.

Q: Why do arabs priests fuck their camels little kids?
A: Because they know that the camels the kids don’t like it.