open house on sand hill road

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My summer digs are at 1766 Sand Hill Rd # 207 in Palo Alto, CA 94304. I can be reached at 650-485-2752 (land) or 323-363-1860 (mobile). My home will be open, and liquid cheer will be provided to all virtual and realspace friends and neighbors from noon till midnight on Sunday, May 20.

I welcome contest entries pursuant to the following rules, to be submitted until the closing of festivities. I will award the winner’s choice between a crisp likeness of Benjamin Franklin published by the U.S. Mint, or dinner with me at a Bay Area restaurant of my choice, to the entrant able to identify the greatest number of performance art props displayed in this photo:



In the event of a tie, preference will be given to the entrant able to answer the following questions:

1. How old was Erin Zhu when her father Min Zhu first raped her?
2. When did Min Zhu resign from WebEx and flee the United States as a result of being outed as an incestuous paedophile?
3. How long thereafter did it take Scott Sandell of New Enterprise Associates to fund the next venture of his publicly disgraced protégé?

All answers to these questions are available online.